Technology Flash Fiction
It all makes sense
Waiting for the subway, he overheard a conversation between two students. Why did you choose that university? - asked one. And the other answered: Don’t you get it? They use uPlanner.
Nica
Your profile and work history are impeccable, you’d be a good fit for Customer Success. I thanked the interviewer, and went on to say goodbye to Nicolás Diaz, who had forwarded me the job offer. I also said goodbye to Nicolás Walters and Nicolás Mena, hoping I had made a good impression. The next day they called me. I’m sorry -said Nicole Lorenzini- but we already have a Nicolás González, and it would be too confusing for everyone.
Acronyms
The PM told the PO that the NPS PBI report was failing because of an ETL problem, when the SQL wouldn’t connect to the VPN. The PO had been in JIRA, logging the MVP of GDPR for SaaS. The PM asked the PO not to forget his OKR to increase ARR through better SEO for SMB. The CEO reminded them of the value of cooperation, or he’d send them to hell with a swift PIP, OK?